A big mess in the making

I don't know if you know this, but the big dog Slater is a kleptomaniac. He takes things, like food if you leave it low enough for him, and he loves medicine--he will steal a bottle of pills in a heartbeat. He once stole a loaf of bread and the mustard and put it in his bed to hide and save for later.

It is second nature to put things up around here--at least the kind of things that he steals.

Well today, Barry and I started on this colon-cleansing program. We each have our own set of stuff, which includes pills, a powder to mix in a drink in the morning, and tea to have at nite.

All of those things are right up Slater's alley.

What do you think will happen to him if he gets a hold of it? Other than wasting my $138 to buy it, that is? Would he explode?

Hopefully it will not come to that.

But you never know around here