Wednesday, July 23, 2008

A Political Funny

Plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library have been released. The Library will include:
1. The Hurricane Katrina Room , which will be always under construction and look like a disaster.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where nothing seen or heard can be remembered.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to go.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one can find.

7. The Iraq War Room, where, after you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, & sometimes a fifth tour.

8. The Dick Cheney Room, which is in an undisclosed location and is complete with a shooting gallery.

9. The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

10. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. *

Also, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/100 scale model of the President's ego.

And finally, to highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope in operation so that researchers can look for them.

There are no plans yet on where in the library the President's book will be kept.

3 comments:

Shell said...

You made this republican chick laugh!

*Sarah* said...

Haha that's great.

Anonymous said...

That's ok, the book's already all been colored.

Liza

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