I did something dumb. There are bottles and bottles of hand lotions on my desk at work. I was playing with some while researching, and it squirted all over.
So I rubbed it in my hands. It smells good, like vacation. It did not occur to me to look at the label til later.
Then I rubbed my eyes.
And now they burn like hell, probably because of the lack of eyelashes on my left eye--which by the way, my mom saw today and laughed her ass off at me.
By this time, my eyes are burning so bad I am not sure it matters what flavor this stuff is--but it sure does smell good. And now I know why it burns so much? Cuz it is coconut foot lotion with the peppermint stingy stuff in it.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Coconuts in my Eyes
Posted by Paige at 3:54 PM
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where exactly were you rubbing that foot lotion? lol
Oh no! That sounds very painful.
And I promise I am not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
What do you mean your not laughing?
oh no! Bet that was a horrible experience.
snortgiggle.
Oh Paige...you've had SUCH a bad week and it's only Tuesday!!!!
haha you certainly are having many eye problems
I hate when that happens!! I have probably done something stupid like that!!
and never an eye cup handy when you need it...
ROFL! Awww that is so, lol, wrong!!
Yow. I've done that with the same lotion: peppermint foot cream. It's still better than chili while you're cooking...hey I found your blog somehow...was it Vodka Mom? Maybe the black box? Either way I'm glad I did, this is not a polite visit, I'll be back for more laughs. Keep up with the stunts, would ya? :))
Wow, just when I can't imagine what you will do next to hurt yourself, you come up with coconut foot lotion in the eye. Your talent astounds me.
That sounds very painful. Here is some advice for you along that line. Do not ever use tingly scalp stimulating, minty fresh-like shampoo and let the lather run down your butt crack. It is not fun... trust me. Some things were just not meant to be minty fresh....
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