Big celebration Saturday night

Last nite was the surprise retirement part for the local State's Attorney, and a judge. It was a lot of fun, so fun that today was borderline difficult to start.
This is the new SA Jeff, a local attorney Steve, Meagan who is an ASA and her husband Shane, also a local attorney.
Barry and Jenna. She did not get to stay all nite, as Sam is sick, but she was there for a few hours.
Me and the retiring SA. Good Lord, I need to buy a hair dryer--not that I can actually use one and still expect to fit my hair in the car, but this is crazy--bad limp roots. Awful. I have called the hair lady this very day to deal with me.

Beyond that, I am keeping all the evidence to myself.