I think everyone knows by now that I am perpetually nekkid at my house. And if you did not know it before, you know it now.
I do not know why it is and even the occasional situation that i get walked in on is not enough to stop it.
But this is the first time this has ever happened.
I finally got around to eating dinner, here about 10 minutes ago. I warmed up the last of the chicken pot pie that Amy taught me to make and it was going to be mm mmm good, I just knew it. I got back to the big chair and put the full steaming plate on the top of the laptop and attempted to sit down.
Guess what happened? Before I got my fat ass back in the chair, the plate fell in my chair. While I was on my way down. So I burned my butt. And my hand that I tried to catch it with, especially my pinky finger which is now blistering up
I hollered and Barry actually came running to help me, which is pretty odd in its own self--I was trying to hold myself up without putting my butt down on the hot pot pie, but this chair is really too big for me and I have to lurch myself up to get out of it and I sure could not do that with steaming pot pie in the seat. He had to drag the blanket out from under me and get me up.
He called me a dumb ass and left. He is probably calling people to tell them about it right now.
I knew he should have done it for me and served it to me like I deserve-see what happens when I try to take care of myself?
I am not fit
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Why you should not eat nekkid
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only you Strawn. Only you.
I am excessively glad that you didn't get hurt worse than you did but am disappointed that you lost that yum yum good pot pie!
Oh my god, you have had an epically bad day. Are you hiding? I would just hide in bed after all that.
Ouch! Burns hurt------I had clothes on----but "poured" hot greasy liquid on my arm in an attempt to "pour" it into a pan to make the gravy.
Did you "sit" on ice? I put ice on arm as finished our dinner.
Always something!
Enjoy ---naw not this time--Carol
*snort*
I'm laughing with you of course. Get well soon. Lotsa aloe.
Dude. Ouch!
Sooo... are we all chipping in to get you a big ol Aloe plant? ;)
Take care of those booboo's and treat yourself to chocolates! (Chocolate fixes everything-- since it is going to be too painful to ride... lol)
**really!?!** Nice job!! that is too funny! i'm sure BS was cracking up!!!!
Oh man! This post combined with the last post is just all kinds of awful! But they're definitely situations you might find hilarious tomorrow. :D
I did not know about the nekkidness. Don't tell my husband. If he sees that other people are hanging around the house nekkid he'll expect me to get nekkid and that would just scare the kids.
I hope the butt burn wasn't bad enough to see a doctor. Can you imagine trying to explain how you burned your butt on a pot pie?
And you worry about embarassing yourself if you played games?
Mom
I am so sorry, but I am laughing at you. :)
Are you sitting on a donut now (no, not the snack cake)?
Thanks for the PSA - I will never eat nekkid. Promise.
HAHA that was a great movie in my head. I don't walk around nekkid but I am always in my underoos and a shirt or tank top. I hate jeans.
Also a little aside... they tell us ALL the time in our field NEVER to put ice on a burn. You might know this but a lot of peopel (commenters) might not. It can cause a "cold burn" or frostbite from the sudden change in temperature which will just further damage the skin cells. This is why you shouldn't really take cold showers when you're suburned either. You do have to cool down the skin, but use cold water. And something else weird, people used to put butter on burns? What the hay?
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