Dear Lord

A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.

But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!

What's so special about a picnic table????

Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.

The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.

Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.

As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."

Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????