Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Thoughts for 2008

10 Wise Thoughts for 2008

10. Life is sexually transmitted.

9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lyingin hospitals dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where Osama Bin Laden is located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge.

And the BONUS thought for today: "Life is like a jar of jalapeƱos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the words of wisdom.
Cheer up; it's suppose to warm up for the next few days.
The rock sounds great, though.
Love you,
Mom

DK said...

He he. If I was still in OB, "Life is sexually transmitted" might end up on my business cards...

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