Tuesday, October 2, 2007

"The judge was judgmental"

And other gems from clients, they can be so creative. That was today's number one complaint from a client.

Other issues: Client is "deft" in one ear, shouldn't that matter? Not if you are not accused of hearing something, but instead of murder.

Another issue: I plead not guilty and was convicted anyway. I will be damned, you mean the court did not take your word for it?

And the final one, my favorite "I know you are a state-payed defender and can only do so much. I am trying to get money to hire a lawyer."

Well, don't let me stop you just because I already filed your brief.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You really need to keep diaries of all this so you can write books later on. This is some funny stuff !

Jamik said...

OMG Paige... you must be at least part saint to do this job and not have murdered anyone yet. I don't you how you do it. You must have been lied to thousands of times more than the average person.

Paige said...

Shows what you know--they keep them in prison to keep them AWAY from me and safe from that.

I just assume if people are talking they are lying---and that serves me well in the horse business as well!

Holly said...

yes indeedy, them is smart ain't they??????

I have a recent stoopid story on my blog tonight too.....

Anonymous said...

I know you've always been an excellent speller, but according to Cheryl if you can't hear, you're "death", not deft.
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