A new thinker for today

On Mom's suggestion, I dug out some great quotes by Will Rogers, who was one funny SOB.

Some of my favorites:

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your pet parrot to the town gossip.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Spinnin' a rope is fun only if your neck ain't in it.
(Original source unknown. Distributed on a wall plaque about 60 years ago.)