You know how everyone has a friend that really revels in the ridiculous moments of your life? I have one of them--well more than one-- but one seems to REALLY get a kick of what has come of me. Most people will think this is a peculiar thing, but in fact, it is really freeing to know you can tell some jackass thing you have done, and not only will they fall over laughing at you so that you do too, but can probably top it. Puts a little perspective on the squirrelly things I ge
t myself into.
I have one of those, and today, she requested pics of Bocephus taking a bath. Why I tell her what I am up to, I do not know, except that I know it cracks her up. Next thing you know, I am photographing some Paige-aster for her to keep and either remind me of later or blackmail me with if I am ever discussed in regards to the Supreme Court. (Now that is funny!)
So just for you, Nena, I present nekkid pics of Bocephus, in the bath. Where he shit no less that 16 times. AND I had to wipe his little butt, he was so upset with me (and by extension, you) I cleaned it but if my cleaning lady has any sense, this will send her screaming away, never to return. For this, I thank you for the inspiration. And Bocephus says: HERE'S MY BUTT.
And thanks for making me laugh at myself--and joining in with me.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
A moment of humiliation- especially for Nena
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7 comments:
The question is always-- what next?
It didn't occur to you around the 8th poo session that you could probably avoid it if you ended the bath. Not really a quick study in the pig business, are you?
He is so spoiled. And I hope Nena is doing well. Cute pictures.
ROFLAMO, He Shit upon you...... Cute widdle piggy.. ; )
Trust me, you have more than one friend that laughs at all the crazy things that you do!! Personally, I also use the crazy episodes in your life to make myself look a little less neurotic. For example, I look sane sleeping with 4 dogs when compared to you sleeping with great danes & a PIG! :-)
JT you don't count, after 13 years, if you are not unshakable, there is nothing I can do with you.
And just what was I supposed to do mid-bath, I ask you, Mandy? I could hardly quit then, he was a real mess.
He does not think he is spoiled so much, Melissa, but tortured. We did find a treat that turns him on and is making him think better of me than usual- CHEESE!
Paige, I love you girlfriend but your piggy is spoiled. I sure don't know anyone who lives, sleeps, and lets a pig in their bath tub. He might not think he is spoiled but we all know better than him.
So, this is what we've come to. I think I'll continue to keep you on my prayer list. You definitely need help.
Love you,
Mom
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