Paige Needs...

well everyone else is doing it--and by that I mean Tiffany so I have to do it as well. You know how I hate to be left out of anything.

Here are some things that Google says I need. I am a little shocked that Google appears to know me as well as Amazon.com, and this concerns me a great deal.

Paige needs To Deal With The Fact That She's From The Future ...
This sounds like I am more fully evolved that most people. I think a lot of people would beg to differ.

Paige needs our thoughts and prayers right now.
According to my mom, I always need this.

Paige needs permanency, in a home and with a family where she can feel wanted, safe, and secure, and needs it now
Well who doesn't?

Paige needs a cosleeper
I totally disagree--I am all about sleeping by myself.

Paige needs a vacation
This is true almost every day of the year--but tomorrow starts Girls Weekend-Vegas edition, so that is good.

Paige needs a bigger chair for her over 80 inch booty
I will probably be thinking this on the airplane tomorrow.


Paige needs a new mommy
One is more than enough, thanks

Paige needs to invest in archiving her posts
I most certainly do not.

Paige needs some waders
I could probably put these to use as this snow melts. After falling down twice in one nite of glassy ice, I then stepped in the only place on the farm not frozen solid--and sunk up to my ankles in mud and horse shit. In the dark. Waders would have been nice.

Paige needs to tame a bit
I am starting to wonder if my mom wrote all these.

Paige needs a caretaker
At the very least, a personal assistant.

Paige needs tutoring in Shakespearean Literature,
I could probably use this--I like Shakespeare (not reading it but seeing it performed) but I would for real not call myself a scholar.

Paige needs to move to Denmark
This is something that has never once entered my mind. I think it might be too cold for me there.

Paige needs a little break, a long vacation.
That is a fact.


Paige needs to find a dead man to save her daughter's life.
Well what the hell would he do about it? And what daughter? I guess if I had one, I would maybe need this

paige needs to change her attitude because one day she is going to get beat
I have surely been told this more than once in my life and my mulitple people

Paige needs to see a lot of movies and watch a lot of television.
I must be a believer in this, with the amount of TV I watch

Paige needs to feel attractive after having surgery
I guess there is a first for everything. Usually I just feel like I have to puke

Paige needs a lot of information
Very true, my brain is always running at Mach 1, and I always want to know more.


Paige needs to be more consistent than she's been
The only thing I do consistently is sleep. I could work on this I guess


Paige needs to turn 10 more or gain 245 more Vampire points
Huh?

Paige needs to consume an enormous amount of calories each day to get the nutrients she needs so she can grow properly
Clearly, this is something I have taken entirely too seriously



This is not a thing Paige needs but is still pretty funny--and so accurate:
paige is a wicked sister but she needs to sort her hair out.

They have me there for real.