Google Analytics

I installed this program on my blog a few weeks ago, because it is so funny to read on other people's blogs what keywords got people to their blog. Surely mine would be just as funny, right?

Not so much. They are pretty much exactly what one would expect, which for some reason is sad to me.

The most interesting ones were:

"aerobic suit malfunction photos" ---- While that may be interesting, I am not about to show any such thing on here. And yes, it has happened to me, but I have never blogged about it.

"lost my crocs"----- All the time, which is why I have 5 pairs. Somehow I always end up in the ratty old green ones that are all slidey and they will probably cause my inevitable head injury.

"cadaver dog dostie"---- Yet another thing I have never blogged about. Although now that I think about it, a cadaver dog is right up there in the sort of things I have to deal with, but I do not even know what "dostie" means.

This one is good---"hairy christians at gator games" Now this I can kind of take credit for inviting--Barry calls Hare Krishnas "hairy christians". And I call Slater, Alligator or Gator sometimes. Probably not in the same post, but there you go. This is a good demonstration of just how imprecise these search engines can be


"pulp doyle" hmmm.....

and probably the best one, or the most appropriate----"screwball screwed up blogspot"