Alphabet soup

I stole this from http://jilljillbobill.blogspot.com/. She did not give it to me. I do not think she knows me very well, but she has been here.

Drum roll.....

A is for age: 36 feels like 86. I am turning into my dad.

B is for burger of choice: Bacon cheddar burger..mm mmm mm good. For fast food, it is Sonic with ketchup pickle mustard only

C is for the car I drive: Toyota Highlander by day, Dodge 3500 by weekend

D is for your dog's name: Slater, Simba, Tequila

E is for essential item you use every day: remote control

F is for favorite TV show at the moment: America's Next Top model, and other such reality crap--which reminds me, on Top Design last nite, Eddie said "gorge" again, like it is a desription and not a hole in the ground--dumb ass)

G is for favorite game: college basketball. I don't play other games like board games, party games etc because I am afraid to embarrass myself. Yeah, I know, that is kind of ironic for someone who burns her ass with food and then blogs about it, isn't it?

H is for home state: Illinois. Home of corruption so thick in the government, all our governors go from the state house to the big house upon their retirement

I is for instruments you play: the radio. I used to play the piano, but it gives me bad flashbacks to even think of my evil teacher

J is for favorite juice: somethign mixed up, like pineapply orange

K is for whose bum you'd like to kick: Whose don't I want to kick? Right now it is some fool on a horse forum I go on

L is for last restaurant at which you ate: Pizza Hut today with Jenna. Which makes it even more remarkable that I am 18 hours post stomach problems

M is for your favorite Muppet: Animal. He cracks me up. Or the Swedish Chef.

N is for number of piercings: Two…ears. used to be more in my ear, but I think they died

O is for overnight hospital stays: too many to count.

P is for people you were with today: Rita to talk to at breakfast, Jenna for lunch--I am ignoring the rest of them.

Q is for what you do with your quiet time: Read and sleep

R is for biggest regret: Ever letting my weight and my spending getting away from me.

S is for status: Married. is that what that means?

T is for time you woke up today: About 9 am

U is for what you consider unique about yourself: I am more than a little OCD about some things, which irritates even me.

V is for vegetable you love: Roasted asparagus, but it is best wrapped in bacon. Maybe I will have that for dinner

W is for worst habit: Laziness and compulsive overeating even though I know it makes me sick as a dog, that is why they call it a disorder

X is for x-rays you've had: Lots of bones, as I am an accident in motion.

Y is for yummy food you ate today: cookies for breakfast, to celebrate my secretary Sheila's last day of radiation. And come to think of it, that did not make me sick either. What is going on here?

Z is for zodiac: Pisces. That explains a lot huh?