The one that is excommunicated

This demonstration of Cash liking water way too much explains why I had a $300 water bill last month. She destroys every single automatic float on the place, which causes a flood, and before you know it, entire fields are flooded. You would think that would have resulted in some green grass or pasture but it has not, of course. I guess it does not work that way at my house.

I love her, but at least half the time, I want to choke her.